Certain things are inevitable in this world. The sun will rise. Gravity will always be a law. The MTA and Port Authority will always raise tolls.
But there is another certainty in this world I want to bring attention to in this world which many people may not be aware of. As you drive down the road, take special note of the guy with a mattress strapped to the top of their car. Pass them quickly and to the windward side, because chances are that baby is flying off, and when it goes, its going to bring a world of hurt to all those behind it.
I don't know why its so difficult to effectively tie down a mattress, but it seems that it is physically impossibly for people to keep them on top of cars, or travel at a reasonable speed when transporting said mattress.
Take this advice and remember it, you will thank me one day.
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