How to Beat Red Light Cameras

Here's the secret the government doesn't want you to know.

I discovered a mathematical pattern in the red light traffic cameras in NY, and have developed a fool-proof system to never get busted by one. You see, the programmers rely on an antiquated color coded algorithm to determine signal phases and changes.   Here are the steps to beating the system. with a little practice, this is a guarantee to never get a ticket from a red light camera.

1. On approach, note the color of the light. if it is green, we can call that stale green, and you should be prepared for a change to yellow.

2. The secret is in the yellow lights- You see, they try to trick you, because every light is timed differently. This is where you will need to balance math with driving skill to time it just perfectly. Based on your cars current velocity, divide this by the distance from the intersection that you are approaching to figure out an approximate stopping distance or if acceleration must be applied.

of course I am being sarcastic. Red light cameras are revenue generators because they bust people who blow red lights. Don't do the crime if you cant handle the fine. Now stop bitching about government conspiracies, and stop at a red light like everyone else.